Family Guy WG: Lois

Family Guy WG: Lois

"Goodbye Mom" yelled Chris and Meg. "Goodbye Sweetheart!" Lois sang back. Peter held both luggages in his hands. "See ya later Lois. We'll be back in a month." Peter announced as Brian and Stewie hopped into the car. "Okay Peter be careful on your trip. And don't drink any red bull! You know what it does to you" she warned. "Yeah yeah." Peter said already planning to get some. 

The obese man named Peter tossed the luggage in, slammed the trunk, and pulled out of the driveway..... And crashed into a few cars. "Lois! We'll be safe and I'll miss you!" he yelled before the crash victims could find out about their cars.

"Finally I get the house all to myself!" she said. Lois walked up the driveway, shut the door behind her, and sat on the couch. "I wonder what's on T.V.?" she picked up the remote off the coffee table and flickered through various channels. "Nah. Nothing good is on. Guess I'll clean then." Lois walked to the kitchen and opened the cabinet with the cleaning supplies.

5 Hours Later...

Lois sat on the couch exhausted from the hours of work she did cleaning the entire house. She turned on the T.V. and channel surfed until it landed on the news. "Another Murder" Tom Tucker announced.
"Was it Mind over Murder or Murder over Mind? More at Six!"

"It's so boring without having something or someone to clean after!" she exclaimed. Lois walked upstairs to get ready for bed. "Goodnight Stew- Oh thats right." she said remembering Stewie is also on the trip. Lois walked into his room. "I wonder what Stewie does in here all of the time." she said brushing her hands on the freshly cleaned walls. "Smells Lemony. Like that baking contest. Using that Betty Crocker recipe. And then lost. Damn That Vile Woman!" she exclaimed.

"Access Granted" a computer voice said from nowhere. "What the hell was that?!?" Just then the North wall flipped open to reveal Stewie's secret lab. "Oh my God! My baby is a genius?" she said slipping into the lab. 

Lois gazed at the beeping machines and inventions. What intrigued the orange haired house wife the most was the perfume bottle sitting on the work bench. "Well maybe if he is a true genius he would know what would smell good." she said taking the bottle in her hand and spraying a little on her.

Lois sniffed the air and noticed their wasn't a scent. "Thats more disappointing than * something that's clever and funny*" Lois put down the bottle and wanted to look around a little more but the alarm went off. "Warning intruder" said the computer voice. Red lights flights as Lois darted put of the lab but no before a beam zapped her making her memory get erased of the events she just saw.

"What happened)" she asked forgetting what happened in the laboratory. Lois shrugged it off and got ready for bed. 

Lois brushed her teeth, washed her face, and put on her nightgown. Before getting in bed her stomach rumble loudly. "Huh.  Guess I'm hungry" she said walking down stairs for a snack.

Once downstairs Lois hungrily waltzed past the living room and into the kitchen. She opened up the fridge and hypnotically brought out everything inside outside. Juice, Soda, Hamburgers and Salad. Lois at it all. (Try to imagine other foods that she ate also). After she finished the food in the fridge Lois sprang upon the food that was in the pantry like a tiger. Not saying a word Lois ate and ate and ate. After which Lois rubbed her stuffed belly as she crawled back upstairs into bed......